ohai! i can has nappiez awl dey. meowmy went owtsydez yesturday fur to see a weddingz. her sez weddingz is wats hoominz do when dey want ta be mayted fur lyfe. i'z a kitteh, so ah doan undurstandz dat, but meowmy sez iz byooteeful. laydy gotz mayted fur lyfe iz furriend frum her werk place. her haz much happyness fur her furriend!
meowmy letz us kittehs sleepz an has nappiez awl dey. mah sisfur Guinevere hidin' frum me. i lykes ta pikk on her an her doan lykes it. but it sew mutch funz i does it ennywey.