meowmy iz bak frumm vaykayshun!!!

yay! mah meowmy iz hoam! i misst hur vurry mutchez! ah wuz soo happiez dat her hoam dat ah furgivz hur rite away! her feets hurtidz frum all da walkin an standin, but hur sez dat mah fafur an hur hadz lotz o funz!

ah misst awl uv yew furriendz! meowmy turnd da kompooter off whyle hur away so ah coodint typiez any updaytez baclaws ah doan havv thumms an ah doan no hao ta opinz da laptopz.

ah hopiez awl uv yew furriends hadz wunnerful summerz!

ohai evurrybuddy!

mah meowmy bin so bizzy! her didint havez tymes ta letz meh typiez updayte fur almosst 2 weeks! ah lovez caturday! we iz all nappinz an snuggliez. meowmy goin on vaycayshun dis week an mah auntie Ellie gonna come ovur an taykez care of us kittehs. ah hopez her doesn't bring da lyttel hoomin baclaws i'z ascaredy-kitteh wif lyttel hoomins.

ah hopiez all of you furriends are havin a wunnerfull caturday! givez all your meowmies an fafurz lotsa snuggliez an stuff! dey lovez us so mutch!

mah antie vizitid

ohai! mah antie Ellie vizitid yesturday but ah hided frum hur baclaws her bringz lyttel hoomin wif hur an i'z ascaredy-kitteh wif lyttel hoomins. ah hided undr mewomy's bedd.

mah meowmy snuggliez wif mah sisfur Sammi baclaws mah sisfur lovz ta cuddliez. sumtymez ah doan wanna cuddliez. but ah gives ma meowmy nose bumpies instedz. ah givez mah meowmy nose bumpies all da tymez.

meowmy is watchin truTV -- somefin abowtz karz ecksploadin. ah waytin fur da baseball gayme. ah lovez watchin da lyttel ball. ah wonderz if da ball reelly dat lyttel fur reelz.

nappiez tymez

ohai! i can has nappiez awl dey. meowmy went owtsydez yesturday fur to see a weddingz. her sez weddingz is wats hoominz do when dey want ta be mayted fur lyfe. i'z a kitteh, so ah doan undurstandz dat, but meowmy sez iz byooteeful. laydy gotz mayted fur lyfe iz furriend frum her werk place. her haz much happyness fur her furriend!

meowmy letz us kittehs sleepz an has nappiez awl dey. mah sisfur Guinevere hidin' frum me. i lykes ta pikk on her an her doan lykes it. but it sew mutch funz i does it ennywey.

tamawa iz Caturday!

ohai! meowmy didunt hafta get hur wizdum toofiss pulled owt! yay! her vurry hapyness! mah meowmy jus hazta go to da udder dokter an gets a fillingz instedd.

i wentz fur a walk in da hallway owtdydez da apartmint and i rollz arownd on da carpitrugz. mah meowmy thinks dats fuhny wen ah doez dat. da cartiprugz maykez me a happy man-kitteh. i gives meowmy lotzez purrs and nose bumpies to say thank yew.

mebbe i getz sum catnipz now!

i anser kweshtchuns

ohai efurybuddy! i sez thanx yew awl fur da commints! yew r da bestestz furriendz a man-kitteh kud akz fur!

i'z a man-kitteh. i'z jest hadz burfissday an i'z 4 yeerz old kitteh. mah bigg brofur Siggie iz 9 yeerz old man-kitteh. himz bigg an oranj. him biggr den me.

meowmy ez i can joyn da man-kitteh clubz. her stil haz paynz in her toofs, but her updaytez mah blogg placez anywhey baclawz her luvez me. i'z her favurrit kitteh. her wood sey dat her lovez all us kittehs da same, but ah noes her has sofft spotz fur me!

meowmy duzznt feel gud

mah meomy sed she had to go to da dentisst. i dunno wat dat iz, but she sez dat he did sumfin kalld a root canal. her sez she can has vicodin tymez now. poor meowmy...den she sed on fryday anudder doktor gonna pullz owt wizdomz tooth. mah meowmy iz kweshtchunin if she reelly sayne.

mah meowmy wuzent hoam awl dey

mah meowmy didunt comm hoam fore lohng tymez taday. i askedd mah meowmy whar she wuz an she sedd dat she wuz werkin ovurrtymez. mah friendedz Daisy tole me dat werk meens dat dey go owtsydez to get da gween paypurrs fur mah fuds an stuffs. mah meowmy lovez me so muchez!